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Milking Time (incl. the St. Bernard Waltz)
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Copyright Ac 2009 Jim Ferrie Music
When it's milkin' time again
When it's milkin' time again
By far and away the best part of my day's
When it's milkin' time again
At the end of the day when the suns settin' low all the cows waddle up t'ards the milkshed
And I hide me away in the heart of the herd coz there's a certain young milkmaid it has to be said
With soft hands like ice but a heart pure and warm and she's pretty but very short-sighted
And when it come to my turn to squirt in the urn, don't half get me all excited
When it's milkin' time again
When it's milkin' time again
By far and away the best part of my day's
When it's milkin' time again
She strokes me so gentle it be drivin' me mental when she's tryin' to get milk out of me
Not like her cousin who goes 20 to the dozen, one look at her and I turn and I flee
But this little Mandy just makes me so randy and my heartbeat goes higher and higher
And the only frustration to my relaxation's if the farmer comes into the byre
When it's milkin' time again
When it's milkin' time again
By far and away the best part of my day's
When it's milkin' time again
Now you lot might think that I'm takin' the mick and I'm not showin' self-restraint
But she's makin' me shake as she makes her mistake and I not gonna give all that up, no I ain't
Coz I like for to stand with her hand on me gland when she's givin' a gentle pull
And don't say a word to the rest of the herd coz I'm the only bull!
Oh ............. when it's milkin' time again
When it's milkin' time again
By far and away the best part of my day's
When it's milkin' time again!
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Lyrics Credits: Jim Ferrie
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Music Credits: Jim Ferrie
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Producer Credits: Jim Ferrie
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Publisher Credits: Jim Ferrie
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Performance Credits: Jim Ferrie
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Label Credits:
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Short Song Description:
3/4 waltz comedy/novelty about a bull being 'milked'. Kinda Benny Hill meets Frank Zappa in Weird Al Yankovic's house.
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Long Song Description:
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Story Behind the Song:
Product of a dirty mind. Based on an old joke. Complete with farmyard noises. Somehow, during the recording, I started to play the St. Bernard Waltz and so unashamedly borrowed a whole section of the public domain old-time dance favourite.
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Song Length: 3:28
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Primary Genre: Spoken Word-Humor
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Secondary Genre: Unique-Unclassified
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Tempo: Non 4/4
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Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
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Subject Matter 1: Farm Animals
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Subject Matter 2: Touching
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Mood 1: Joyful
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Similar Artist 1: Frank Zappa
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Similar Artist 2: Weird Al Yankovic
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Language: English
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Era: 1900 - 1920
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