Jim Ferrie & the Incredible Canines from Outer Space
Adventure Playground
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Lyrics
Copyright © Jim Ferrie 2008

Five foot square 'n' long black hair
One ton-uh fun in yer underwear
Ya givin' me 9 on the Richter Scale
(boom boom shakalaka, boom boom shakalaka)
Baby, when you shake that tail (ugh!)

You got a heavenly body to eclipse the moon
But Baby, I don't wanna die too soon
Quality in quantity is easy to see
(boom boom shakalaka, boom boom shakalaka)
But lemme go on top 'case ya suffocate me!

Be my Bouncy Castle
Be my Splash 'n' Slide
Be my Wheel of Fortune
Be my fastest ride

I like mine big and I like mine round
So git over here

Be my Adventure Playground

Guys all think dat a guy like me
Git me a blonde so pert and preteeeeee
Dem guys all say dat fat's so square
(boom boom shakalaka, boom boom shakalaka)
But Baby, dat just ain't fair - I think yo hip
(Hippo, Hippo, Hippo, Hippo)

Well, Babe you know they broke the mould
When your mother burst and out you rolled
So come on Babe and be my slave
I'll slap the fat and ride the wave

Be my Bouncy Castle
Be my Splash 'n' Slide
Be my Wheel of Fortune
Be my fastest ride

I like mine fat, don't gimme no thin
Now wish me luck 'coz I'm goin' in

Be my Adventure Playground.
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Jim Ferrie
Music Credits: Jim Ferrie
Producer Credits: Jim Ferrie
Publisher Credits: Jim Ferrie
Performance Credits: Jim Ferrie
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Description
Short Song Description:
Irreverent comedy song with funky 120bpm 4/4 beat about lust for a fat woman. Musical hooks borrowed from the 70's hit 'Resurrection Shuffle'.
Long Song Description:
Story Behind the Song:
Metadata
Song Length: 3:16
Primary Genre: R & B-Funk
Secondary Genre: Unique-Unclassified
Tempo: Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
Subject Matter 1: Body/Bodies
Subject Matter 2: Comedy, Funny
Mood 1: Exultant
Mood 2: Jovial
Similar Artist 1: Weird Al Yankovic
Similar Artist 2: James Brown
Language: English
Era: 2000 and later