Jim Ferrie & the Incredible Canines from Outer Space
Vodka St. Thomas (2008 6-pack)
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Lyrics
Copyright Ã??,Ã??Ã,© 2008 Jim Ferrie Music

Two beers and a vodka tonic, aye, they're comin' right up
Ding ding dong another happy hour
I'll bring them to yer table on the beach
She's a peach, man, sends me all a quiver
Hey, you! You've had enough go home before ye need a new liver
Patty! Nice to see ye, girl, I'll be with you in just a minute
What's that? You want another one, Okay, I'll put a cherry in it

I take the cork out of the bottle and I pour it over ice
Then I add a little of the hard stuff and some mango juice, nice
It's vacation, birthday, Christmas cheer all bundled into one
I call it Vodka St. Thomas - have another one

I'll take these if you've finished, Okay, great, I'll see you later
Hey man, how's the scuba, Cuba, fightin' flyin' fish again?
Tell me, when are ye gonna pay yer tab, take a stab
I know it's tough but if ye cannae pay ye'll keep on workin' up a thirst
For the first, wait a second, Sir, take a seat, relax!
You've got all day, you say?
That's magic, by the way - I'll call your waiter

I take the cork out of the bottle and I pour it over ice
Then I add a little of the hard stuff and some mango juice, nice
It's vacation, birthday, Christmas cheer all bundled into one
I call it Vodka St. Thomas - have another one

Rio's actin' spooked since the cops arrested Tonya for the ganja
She had stashed and sold he said she should have warned you
So don't be seen down on the beach our out late at the nightclubs
Just lay low for a week or two and if you can do that thing for me
I'll see what I can do for you
Quiet, here's a customer! - what can I get you, Sir?

I take the cork out of the bottle and I pour it over ice
Then I add a little of the hard stuff and some mango juice, nice
It's vacation, birthday, Christmas cheer all bundled into one
I call it Vodka St. Thomas - have another one
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Jim Ferrie
Music Credits: Jim Ferrie
Producer Credits: Jim Ferrie
Publisher Credits: Jim Ferrie
Performance Credits: Jim Ferrie
Label Credits:
Description
Short Song Description:
85 bpm double-time reggae-rap entry for the 2008 6-pack contest. Monologue by a shady Scottish barman working out of St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. Mmmm..... different or what? Idea came from listening to the Harry Nilsson track "Coconut"
Long Song Description:
Story Behind the Song:
Garageband samples, except for vocals and Bass Guitar. No explanation for something this weird.
Metadata
Song Length: 3:01
Primary Genre: Unique-Unclassified
Secondary Genre: Rap-Alternative
Tempo: Slow (71 - 90)
Lead Vocal: Duet Male
Subject Matter 1: Alchohol, Beer, Wine
Subject Matter 2: Beach
Mood 1: Tranquil
Mood 2: Content
Similar Artist 1: Tom Waits
Similar Artist 2: Bob Marley And The Wailers
Language: English
Era: 2000 and later