I Protest! (2017 version)

Lyrics

I'm you're darling baby, Mommee, and I know you love me true and adult communication's just one thing I can't yet do But God's good grace has granted me a wish of mine you see the gift of speech so I beseech you hear these words I say to thee...... I hate this goddam baby chair I hate that cigarette smell in your hair And when you force feed me it's so unfair I protest, I protest, I protest I hate it when you watch TV When you could be playin' on the floor with me And my diaper's needs changin', hey!, can't you see I protest, I protest, I protest You're always wipin' and pokin' and stoppin' me From doin' ma thing and you never give in My recreation is my education Now gimme a break or I'll paint the walls with poo again! I hate to go to bed at night You won't read me a story and turn out the light I just wish you'd get my priorities right I protest, I protest, I protest (Inst break) You're always wipin' and pokin' and stoppin' me From doin' ma thing and you never give in My recreation is my education Now gimme a break or I'll paint the walls with poo again! I hate when Dad's got a boner on And the noise of your love wakes me up in the morn you know there's times that I wish I had never been born! Just had to get that off my chest Believe me you're great but I reiterate I protest! Copyright ©2017 Jim Ferrie Music

Credits

Lyrics Credits: Jim Ferrie

Music Credits: Jim Ferrie

Producer Credits: Jim Ferrie

Publisher Credits: Jim Ferrie Music

Performance Credits: Jim Ferrie

Label Credits: Studiodawgs Productions

Description

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Story Behind the Song: If babies could talk........

Metadata

Song Length: 2:51

Primary Genre: Jazz-Lounge

Secondary Genre: Jazz-Swing

Tempo: Medium (111 - 130)

Lead Vocal: Male Vocal

Subject Matter 1: Comedy, Funny

Subject Matter 2: Baby, Children

Mood 1: Joyful

Similar Artist 1: Tony Bennett

Language: English

Era: 1950 - 1959