Lipstick'n'Lumberjack |
LyricsMusic/Lyrics by Jim FerrieCopyright © 2010 Jim Ferrie Music Pair o' dogs out tonight, dressed to kill, not to fight God's gift to ladies or so they're thinkin' Another round flip a coin, loser gets the ugly one Pair o' gals slide 'cross the bar where they're drinkin' Lipstick, long blonde hair exposin' silken underwear Casts a knowin' wink to the athlete beside her Short hair swimmer's build tank-top well and truly filled Puting on a pose while the dogs get'em liquor'd Dogs think they're doin' fine, bitches putin' out tonight but I can see they got themselves another thing comin' Lipstick n' Lumberjack Hoochie-coochie in the sack Good-time almost anywhere and any occasion Tease a guy until he's sore Or he can't take it anymore They'll lead him on until he's cardiac Lipstick n' Lumberjack Beer and shots sink 'em down, credit card another round Take a limousine to a popular nightspot Dinner show and drinks paid, dogs think they've got it made Ladies pucker-up and they go for the slap shot Lips touch tongues abound rub each other up and down Movin' away from the dogs across the dancefloor Sapped up, dogs been had, money gone, drives 'em mad L'n' L be doin' the same thing tomorrow Every dog must have his day but seldom when the bitch is gay Guess I'll keep on pourin' more shots for more suckers Lipstick n' Lumberjack Hoochie-coochie in the sack Good-time guaranteed for the same-sex persuasion Tease a guy until he's sore Or he can't take it anymore They'll lead him on until he's cardiac Lipstick n' Lumberjack |
| Short Song Description: 110bpm southern rocker. |
| Long Song Description: Third-eye perspective as told by the barman of two macho guys out for a good time pickin' up the ladies - only too keen to lead them on and spend their money, the ladies turn out to be lesbians - much to the guy's chagrin! |
| Lyric Credits: Jim Ferrie |
| Music Credits: Jim Ferrie |
| Producer Credits: Jim Ferrie |
| Publisher Credits: Jim Ferrie Music |
| Performance Credits: Jim Ferrie |
| Song Length: 3:32 |
| Primary Genre: Country-Rock |
| Secondary Genre: Rock-Hard Rock |
| Tempo / Feel: Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Subject Matter 1: Homosexuality |
| Subject Matter 2: Alchohol, Beer, Wine |
| Mood 1: Sociable |
| Similar Artist 1: Warren Zevon |
| Language: English |
| Era: 2000 and later |